Dumb chick #1: What are those Jew­ish peo­ple with the curls called?
Dumb chick #2: I think they’re called “aes­thet­ic Jews.” Or “hes­tet­ic Jews.“
Dumb chick #1: Oh. I though they were Amish.

–El­e­va­tor, Mid­town Build­ing

Over­heard by: I know what they’re called