Bum, to smok­ing cater wait­er: Can I get a smoke?
Cater wait­er: (nods say­ing “no”)
Bum, pulling a cig­a­rette out of his ear: Then, can I get light?
Cater wait­er: (lights it)
Bum: Can I get five bucks?

–14th & 8th Ave

Over­heard by: Where’s your sense of rhythm?