Fireman on loudspeaker, as he drives by Magnolia Bakery in fire truck: It’s just a cupcake!
–11th & Bleecker
Overheard by: Chris
Disappointed 20-something girl to girlfriends: Yeah, but they don’t have chocolate covered penises there.
Overheard by: Brookelyn
Large Italian guy: What happened to my tiramisu? That’s what I want to know!
–LIRR to Penn Station
Girl covered in pink frosting on cell: There’s frosting all over me!
–170th & Broadway
Overheard by: Poogins
Hipster guy on cell: Yeah, so the food was like chocolate and chorizo…mother fucking chocolate and chorizo… No, it was good… You should try it… Why not? Fuck veganism! Some website… Myjambi. M‑y-j-a-m-b‑i. Why chocolate? How should I know? It’s for the website. Yes, the website! I don’t know why the dog was there.
–28th & Park
Old woman to overweight woman: You look like you would know the answer to this… Where is a cupcake bakery around here?
–53rd & 3rd