Fire­man on loud­speak­er, as he dri­ves by Mag­no­lia Bak­ery in fire truck: It’s just a cup­cake!

–11th & Bleeck­er

Over­heard by: Chris

Dis­ap­point­ed 20-some­thing girl to girl­friends: Yeah, but they don’t have choco­late cov­ered penis­es there.

–Bleeck­er St

Over­heard by: Brooke­lyn

Large Ital­ian guy: What hap­pened to my tiramisu? That’s what I want to know!

–LIRR to Penn Sta­tion

Girl cov­ered in pink frost­ing on cell: There’s frost­ing all over me!

–170th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Poo­gins

Hip­ster guy on cell: Yeah, so the food was like choco­late and chorizo…mother fuck­ing choco­late and chori­zo… No, it was good… You should try it… Why not? Fuck ve­g­an­ism! Some web­site… My­jam­bi. M‑y-j-a-m-b‑i. Why choco­late? How should I know? It’s for the web­site. Yes, the web­site! I don’t know why the dog was there.

–28th & Park

Old woman to over­weight woman: You look like you would know the an­swer to this… Where is a cup­cake bak­ery around here?

–53rd & 3rd