20-some­thing guy to date: Yeah, I had mine done by a re­al mo­hel.
20-some­thing girl, awk­ward­ly: Oh, re­al­ly?
20-some­thing guy: Yep, the guy’s whole job is to go around chop­ping off ba­bies’ dicks.

–Amer­i­can Mu­se­um of Nat­ur­al His­to­ry

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