Petite woman: Just because you are taller doesn’t mean you are stronger. I have more power in my finger than that broad! One flick from me and she’d be on her ass! 

–43^rd & 6^th

Guy on cell: I’ve got the dogs. I’ve got your mother’s latte. I’ve got your cappuccino, and I’m willing to go back for a movie but you’ve got to drive me…Hello? Hello? 

–Park Slope

Overheard by: amb 

Chick: My boss never actually reads her e‑mail. I forwarded her a message with someone’s address, but she only read the first line and responded “Where’s the address”? I mean, scroll down bitch! Jeeeeez.

–Maiden Lane

Overheard by: J 

Yoga instructor: I am totally never going back to Dop Dop again. They kept telling people I’m really a brunette.

–Equinox, 50^th Street

Girl: And you know what? After having a few accidents, I just decided to wear pads, to let it flow naturally. 

–College of Staten Island

Overheard by: Dr. Ballon 

Woman on cell: So she says to me, “Oh, you’re so interesting”, and I’m like, “Fuck you, you fucking cunt.”

–57^th & 5^th

Overheard by: Heather