Pe­tite woman: Just be­cause you are taller does­n’t mean you are stronger. I have more pow­er in my fin­ger than that broad! One flick from me and she’d be on her ass!

–43rd & 6th

Guy on cell: I’ve got the dogs. I’ve got your moth­er’s lat­te. I’ve got your cap­puc­ci­no, and I’m will­ing to go back for a movie but you’ve got to dri­ve me…Hello? Hel­lo?

–Park Slope

Over­heard by: amb

Chick: My boss nev­er ac­tu­al­ly reads her e‑mail. I for­ward­ed her a mes­sage with some­one’s ad­dress, but she on­ly read the first line and re­spond­ed “Where’s the ad­dress”? I mean, scroll down bitch! Jeeeeez.

–Maid­en Lane

Over­heard by: J

Yo­ga in­struc­tor: I am to­tal­ly nev­er go­ing back to Dop Dop again. They kept telling peo­ple I’m re­al­ly a brunette.

–Equinox, 50th Street

Girl: And you know what? Af­ter hav­ing a few ac­ci­dents, I just de­cid­ed to wear pads, to let it flow nat­u­ral­ly.

–Col­lege of Stat­en Is­land

Over­heard by: Dr. Bal­lon

Woman on cell: So she says to me, “Oh, you’re so in­ter­est­ing”, and I’m like, “Fuck you, you fuck­ing cunt.”

–57th & 5th

Over­heard by: Heather