Hipster guy to hipster chick: …and he’s like, “I didn’t come; why is there so much come all over?” And she’s like, “Oh, you’re number 23.” So he’s like, “Oh, okay.” And he starts pounding away again!
–Bedford & 11th, Williamsburg
Overheard by: Kaitlen
Woman, with her mouth about an inch from a guy, about to kiss him: I can’t, I already had sex with three guys today.
Overheard by: Derek
Girl to friend: I’m really worried about her. I think she has a serious case of slutism.
–66th & Columbus
Preppy girl on cell: Yeah, so apparently “Happy hour Tuesday” equals “Walk of shame Wednesday.” I just wish I could’ve been working at my job for more than a week before I walked in reeking of shame and spermicide. (pause) Actually, I wish the spermicide thing was true. Then I wouldn’t have to drop $50 bucks today on plan B.
Teenage boy on cell: She’s still sleeping with my brother. I mean, my brother is sleeping with like ten other girls…but she’s in his regular rotation.
–Starbucks, Montague Street
NYU student on cell: But logic doesn’t call you back. Logic sleeps with you and leaves in the morning.
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