Upset man: Wow, you lied to me about everything. I don’t know anything about you. (pause) Is there anything you didn’t lie to me about?
Liar girl: Just one thing, I really am from Georgia.
Upset man: (eyes widen)
Liar girl: And I don’t have an STD! Seriously! No, really. Seriously.
–Cafe Orlin, East Village
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