Old black guy #1: Have you heard from Sheryl lately?
Old black guy #2: Yeah, she married a white boy.
Old black guy #1: Damn.
Old black guy #2: There ain’t nothing wrong with white boys! She married Alan Thicke’s son!
Old black guy #1: She married Alan Thicke?
Old black guy #2: No, man…Alan Thicke’s son!
Old black guy #1: Wait, which one is Alan Thicke?
Old black guy #2: He’s that white-ass nigga from Growing pains!
Old black guy #1: Damn!

–Penn Station

Overheard by: Jess