Chick #1: Did you make out with a hook­er?
Dude: I did­n’t *make out* with any­one!
Chick #2: Did you sev­enth-grade kiss a hook­er?
Chick #1: Did you sev­enth-grade *think* about kiss­ing a hook­er?
Dude: I did­n’t even know she was a hook­er un­til twen­ty min­utes in­to our con­ver­sa­tion!

–F Train