Wait­ress with thick ac­cent: Jen­nifer Lopez, she preg­nant again?
Host­ess with equal­ly thick ac­cent: Yes, think so.
Wait­ress: She nev­er tell any­one!
Host­ess: I know, she keeps se­cret.
Wait­ress: She go on the talk show. They ask her all the ques­tions. “Are you go­ing to have a ba­by?” All she do is laugh. She just laugh! She nev­er says any­thing! She nev­er an­swers!

–Lindy’s Rester­aunt

Over­heard by: Chloe­fron