NYU boy #1: Damn, we were so high last night.
NYU boy #2: I know, I was just in the bath­room look­ing at the sham­poo bot­tle for, like, twen­ty min­utes be­cause it was, like, so beau­ti­ful!
NYU boy #3 (laugh­ing): Yeah, Brady was so fucked up… Re­mem­ber when he threw up his teeth?

–St. Mark’s Place

Over­heard by: cindy fer­nan­dez