50-something suit: In many ways I enjoyed his funeral reception more than his wedding reception.
Overheard by: Joe H.
Girl on cell: He died. They found his body. I don’t know, somewhere in the Bronx. He was strangled or some shit. Yeah, he died from it. Oh shit, that’s why I forgot to send you the invitation for the whatchacallit, the funeral.
–Rivington & Attorney
Overheard by: I wasn’t invited either
Gay guy to friend: So I told John I would go to his funeral just to spit in his face!
–West Bank Cafe
60-something woman to another: So I’m glad I didn’t go to his fucking bitch sister’s funeral. But now he’s mad.
20-something guy on cell: Just ’cause I did meth with his daughter doesn’t mean I’m going to go to his funeral!
–7th Ave Subway Entrance