Gay man: Now that everything is lesbian, bi and transgender, I don’t know if I can lead the committee anymore, ’cause I’ve got my gay male privilege.
–W 13th St
Man with clipboard: Do you have a moment for gay rights? (silence) C’mon, help support the people that made your clothes!
–10th St & 5th Ave
Overheard by: You mean 10-year olds in Honduras?
Thug teenage dad, about baby staring at effeminate Asian man: Oh shit, she’s already got her gaydar on.
Chick to friends: I would be like the sluttiest gay guy and it would be totally awesome.
Man: …and you know there are a ton of gays who have no problem taking it straight up the ass.
11-year-old thuggish boy: No homo, but he looks better than his sister.
Black guy: I’m gay! I’m proud! I’m in the front seat! I’m gay! I’m proud! I’m in the front seat! I love guys!
–Union St & 8th Ave, Brooklyn
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