Fa­ther: So what kind of doc­tor is that?
Five chil­dren (cho­rus): Plas­tic sur­geon!
Fa­ther: That’s right. A plas­tic sur­geon fix­es peo­ple’s faces when peo­ple are on fire.

–Pike & Di­vi­sion

Over­heard by: Je­na