High school girl #1: Ugh. Sor­ry about that. Why does every­thing I say sound so stu­pid? It’s like a dis­ease!
High school girl #2: It is a dis­ease! I saw it on the Dis­cov­ery Chan­nel.
High school girl #1: Oh my god! Re­al­ly? I should go see a doc­tor.

–Union Square

Over­heard by: Celia