Korean girl to white guy: Why do you find it necessary to squint your eyes when you do an Asian impression?
Overheard by: john.ainley
White girl to friends: And then a ninjician pulled a chopstick out of her ear!
–Veniero’s Pastry Shop
Overheard by: Amy
Asian chick: Asians are obsessed with analyzing poop.
–Max Restaurant, Tribeca
Overheard by: Shringle
Woman begging for change: Can I get some quarters? (pause) My cousin-in-law is Chinese. Come on!
–52nd & Lexington
Overheard by: NMT
Asian woman, after sneezing: Just cuz I’m a sneezin’ Asian don’t mean I got SARS.
–Port Authority Bus Terminal
Overheard by: CNaughty
White girl on cell: Okay, I’m going to sound crazy, but there’s this Asian guy in one of my classes…and he looks just like Ashley…and I just want to run up and say “Can I take a picture of you? Because you look just like my black girlfriend!”
–Dorm Building, Cooper Union