Metro male #1: I was gonna stop smoking…again… But when I take Adderall I smoke a lot more.
Metro male #2: What’s it like?
Metro male #1: Adderall?
Metro male #2: Yeah.
Metro male #1: It’s like being at a bar, drunk, hitting on girls.
Metro male #2: What?

–Spring & Broadway

Overheard by: David Last