Metro male #1: I was gonna stop smoking…again… But when I take Adder­all I smoke a lot more.
Metro male #2: What’s it like?
Metro male #1: Adder­all?
Metro male #2: Yeah.
Metro male #1: It’s like be­ing at a bar, drunk, hit­ting on girls.
Metro male #2: What?

–Spring & Broad­way

Over­heard by: David Last