Drunk guy #1: Alright, just saying, if all of us and our friends were chicks, who would get a boob job?
Drunk guy #2: Oh, definitely Mike*. You know, I would definitely say him. He’s pretty vain.
(two innings and many beers later)
Drunk guy #1: Alright, if we all were chicks, who’d be clean shaven?
Drunk guy #3: It’d be Steve*. I mean, he already manscapes!
Overheard by: Number 6
Headline by: stephie
· “Alright, If We All Were Chicks, What Base Would You Go to With Me?” — Rosie
· “And Which One Would Go Lesbian With Me?” — Meredith
· “And to Answer Your Next Question, Frank Already Does Anal So.….” — I’d shave too.
· “How We Ended Up Giving One Another Head, But Not in a Gay Way” — Rionn Fears Malechem
· “Then Raise Your Beers and Answer Me This, “Who Would Swallow?”” — Bobo D Clown