Woman #1: You should have seen it, over at The Lit­tle Mer­maid, there were all these kids out­side, just bawl­ing.
Woman #2: Re­al­ly? Is it that bad?
Man: No, they could­n’t get in. Stage­hands’ strike.
Woman #2: Oh.

–Park­ing Garage, Lin­coln Cen­ter

Over­heard by: Dun­can Pflaster