Very un­der­age thugette: Look, they have a hap­py hour!
20-some­thing thug: Shit, girl, you ain’t old enough.
Very un­der­age thugette: Nah, they won’t check.
20-some­thing thug: Yeah, they will–they’ll kick you out and send me to jail.
Very un­der­age thugette: But we’re mar­ried!

–Out­side Bar, Un­der­hill Ave, Brook­lyn