Boyfriend: We are not get­ting a Down’s Syn­drome pet!
Girl­friend: What?
Boyfriend: You know, a pet you buy when you’re down. We’re not get­ting one!
Girl­friend: But I feel vul­ner­a­ble and want to ex­ert my will over some­thing.
Boyfriend: No!

–Out­side Pet­land Dis­counts, W 23rd St