Large black girl: Damn, ele­phant dicks is so dis­gust­ing! I don’t want no un­cir­cum­cised dicks! (to white guy walk­ing by) I know you is cir­cum­cised, ba­by!
White guy (with­out slow­ing down): Long and cut.
Large black girl: Damn! I want me a dick like that!

–Out­side Ve­niero’s, 11th St

Over­heard by: Just here for cof­fee