Woman #1: So, I went to the dermatologist the other day, and she said it doesn’t have to be removed.
Woman #2: Oh…good!
Woman #1: I know! I was like, “good!” I’m very attached to it, and it’s very attached to me!
Woman #3: Wait…what are we talking about?
Woman #1 (in loud whisper): I have a…huge mole. On my ass.

–Deli, 7th & Ave A