Ital­ian man: It seems Amer­i­cans can’t spell, like they don’t even have com­mand of their own lan­guage.
Mus­lim woman wear­ing a burqa: Why should any­one learn to spell when all you have to do to get ahead in this coun­try is show some crack? …if you know what I mean.

–Tillies, Brook­lyn