(class is watching a science video)
Scientist in the video: The problem with the big bang is that we know nothing about it. We don’t when it banged, why it banged, how it banged, what exactly was being banged…
(entire class laughs)
Smart-ass student: See, when a man loves a woman…
Smarter-ass student: Please, as if you didn’t just learn that last year in bio!

–Stuyvesant High School