Girl #1: What do you think?
Girl #2: Oh! He’s kind of cute…except he looks kind of like a serial killer.

–Le Royale, West Village

Overheard by: Pierre Pierre

Headline by: Elise

Runners-Up:
· “Bloodstains Will Do That” — benji
· “Exactly What the Dexter Ads Were Aiming For” — Peter
· “Gossip Between Jurors at the Ted Bundy Trial” — ted bundy
· “OMG! If He Asks Me Out, I’ll Just Die!” — juls
· “The Hockey Mask Is a Nice Touch, Though.” — Sandy Paws
· “To Be Fair, She Said That About Almost Every Guy Tammy Set Her Up With Who Happened to Have a Swatstika Tattoo on His Forehead” — Rebecca Loeser
· “What With the Clown Make-up and All” — BabakganoosH
· “Why Girls Like Cats” — lucyconnuk
· “You Know, Kind Of a Lady Killer Type, Ya Know?” — c

Click here to see the new Headline Contest