Girl to older sister: Man, you have so many problems. Mom once said that otherwise she thought you could get all kinds of money for your eggs from infertile couples but you’re just, like, so messed up.
Older sister: Yeah, but whatever. I can understand why people don’t want eggs from an epileptic thyroidless girl. I mean, don’t get me wrong. I’m excited to have my own potentially epileptic and thyroidless children, but other people just…don’t understand.
Girl: Yeah, your people are just so misunderstood.
Overheard by: I understand!