Tall man to fat woman (af­ter pour­ing two glass­es of wa­ter): You want a glass?
Fat woman: No, thanks.
Tall man: God told me to pour two glass­es. He talks to me all the time.
Fat woman: Okay, if your god told you, I have to take it.

–Mon­te­fiore Med­ical Cen­ter

Over­heard by: Juan­tanom Bay