Ston­er #1: So this fuck­ing id­iot was like, “Com­mu­nism is the way, com­rade.” And I was like, “Okay then, give me your shirt.” And he was like, “What, man?” And I was like, “If every­thing’s fifty-fifty, let’s just switch shirts for the day.”
Ston­er #2: What’d he say then?
Ston­er #1: He was like, “You got me, com­rade. I need to think this one over.” And I was like, “Fuck yeah, you com­mu­nist fuck.” Yeah, I told that guy all right.

–Bus to Port Au­thor­i­ty

Over­heard by: Cary Git­ter