Girl #1: So I saw Juno the oth­er day, it was re­al­ly fun­ny.
Girl #2: Yeah, the girl from that movie Hard Can­dy is in that where she like tor­tures a pe­dophile.
Girl #1: Oh yeah! That movie rocked my socks off. Man I would give any­thing to kick a pe­dophile in the neck.

–Du­ane Reade, 34th & 5th