20-something woman on cell: I thought I was pregnant because I was nauseous all the time, but then I realized I was just always hungover.
–111th & Broadway
Overheard by: Ladle
Guy to chick: What the fuck did she get pregnant for? She needed to lose some weight.
Hyper chick: He got me knocked up with this giant pretzel!
Overheard by: Pretzel Vendor
20-something girl to friend: Oh, so you’re thinking because it’s Memorial Day weekend you’re gonna get preggers?
–Hoyt-Schermerhorn Subway Sation
Guy, about a couple who’d broken up: She came back to pick up her shit, and when you come back to pick up your shit, you know, shit happens, and she got pregnant.
Overheard by: Ashley
Lady suit on cell: Well, unless you want to get me pregnant, I’m not sure I see a way around this!