Drunk NYU dude: You guys know that loose skin around your shaft or whatever? Push it over the tip of your dick. It feels like you have three balls. Three balls! Fucking sweet!
Overheard by: Quippy Pasqual
Dude: I swear to god dude, I can feel my balls moving from side to side today!
Hipster girl: Balls have no place in my mouth. Gum, chicken, or any other kind.
Overheard by: Teabag
Loud fat black chick : I wanna kiss the balls of the person who made these cookies.
Overheard by: sounds yummy
Meathead on cell: I got some good shit for you for the gym. Shoot this shit in your ass three times a week and you’ll look like The Incredible Hulk in no time… I can’t believe you’re doing all this stuff to impress your wife. We’ll see how impressed she is when you don’t have any balls anymore because you’re on steroids. Who knows, maybe she’ll start fucking me instead.
–48th & 8th
Overheard by: vicky
Guy on phone: I know classical music well enough to know that Vivaldi had no balls.
–42nd St & 10th Ave