Woman on phone: So, should I con­tin­ue not be­ing a whore or should I go get an emer­gency Brazil­ian?

–Lex­ing­ton Ave & 58th

Girl to friend: No, I can’t do to­mor­row af­ter­noon. I am get­ting waxed for the week­end. Just in case.

–3rd Ave & 80th St

Sales­girl to cus­tomer: You so have an ex­fo­li­at­ing face!

–Sepho­ra, 57th & Lex­ing­ton

Over­heard by: Aman­da

Creepy hobo on pay­phone: So, you’re do­ing your nails? Mm­m­m­mm…

–Bleeck­er & Thomp­son

Over­heard by: Thomp­son

Girl with pounds of make­up on: Yeah, I’m go­ing on lunch right now. I am so ex­haust­ed, I did five makeovers to­day. Yeah, I am so tired…I had a butch.

–El­e­va­tor, Ma­cy’s

Over­heard by: K Melv

Thug: All I want is a mani-pe­di.

–72nd & Cen­tral Park West

Over­heard by: wb