Law professor: Sometimes you just want to tell your client, “Wake the fuck up!”
–NYU Law School
Law student on cell: Well, it’s hard to locate them, since I don’t know who they are.
–Columbia Law School
Overheard by: arctinus
Older looking woman on cell: No, don’t fight him, Henry. We’re Jewish. God gave us lawyers for a reason.
–42nd & Avenue of the Americas
Overheard by: Elizabeth
Awesome judge: If you do not have a basic understanding of the English language, you will not be able to serve. If you cannot understand what I’m saying, please come up now. Now, two translators will translate what I just said. If you understood what I said, obviously don’t come up here.
–Supreme Court Building
Suit to girl: You must be a lawyer. (pause) Or a cunt.
Overheard by: How did he know?
Thug: Don’t say anything to her! Don’t you know anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law?
–132nd & St. Nicholas
Drunk lawyer on phone: Yeah! I convict rape victims.
–Outside Shea Stadium