Dude: Al­so, it was kind of fun to walk down the street hit­ting my­self in the neck with a ham­mer.
Chick: I think that was around the same time as the plas­tic cube.
Dude: No, I was­n’t wear­ing the plas­tic box on my head at that point. It would have in­ter­fered with the neck ham­mer­ing.

–Lenny’s Bagels, 23rd St

Over­heard by: Rose Fox