Russ­ian la­dy: She loves to trav­el. Like some peo­ple al­co­holics? She
loves to trav­el.

–Fu­naya­ma, Green­wich Av­enue

Guy on cell: Hey Maria? It’s John…from Biology…Oh, you can’t talk? OK. I love you. Bye.

–Wash­ing­ton Square Park

Eu­ro chick: No sil­ly, Amer­i­can foot­ball is like a girly ver­sion of rug­by, they have rules and pads.

–66th & Lex­ing­ton

Man: Look at all these lit­tle ba­nanas! I don’t want none a these. These lit­tle ba­nanas are for ladies.

–28th & Park fruit stand

Woman: You think that the play­ers look at their butts in the mir­ror to see what we see?

–Yan­kee Sta­di­um bleach­ers

Over­heard by: Aryeh Jasper