Crazy Italian man to cashier: Fucking asshole! Where’s my fucking money, fucking asshole?! You owe me money! She’s German!
Crazy Italian man: The German whore owes me $10,000! You’ll be finding her body in the basement! That whore better watch out! I’m Italian and I know mafiosi from here to Beverly Hills! …I’ll have a coffee to go…
–Europan Cafe, Columbus Circle
Overheard by: ryan and erin