(passengers start closing bus windows because of heavy rain)
Girl #1: That window’s still open.
Girl #2 (reaching over sleeping girl and closing it): Oh my god, I feel like I’m her savior.
Girl #1: Uh-huh.
Girl #2: But now it’s really hot. Should we open a window?
Girl #1: Fine. (reaches over and opens the window next to the sleeping girl)
Girl #2: You’re evil.
Girl #1: Yeah, like you weren’t thinking of doing the same exact thing.
–Bronx Science Vallo Bus