(pas­sen­gers start clos­ing bus win­dows be­cause of heavy rain)
Girl #1: That win­dow’s still open.
Girl #2 (reach­ing over sleep­ing girl and clos­ing it): Oh my god, I feel like I’m her sav­ior.
Girl #1: Uh-huh.
Girl #2: But now it’s re­al­ly hot. Should we open a win­dow?
Girl #1: Fine. (reach­es over and opens the win­dow next to the sleep­ing girl)
Girl #2: You’re evil.
Girl #1: Yeah, like you weren’t think­ing of do­ing the same ex­act thing.

–Bronx Sci­ence Val­lo Bus