White chick #1: Excuse me, is there an uptown train to 168th at this station?
White chick #2: Yeah, but the subways aren’t running above 137th, they’ve cut the power lines. Take the M4 up Broadway.
White chick #1: Okay, but there is an uptown 1 train at this station, correct?
White chick #2: Yes, but at the moment it’s not working. They kicked us off at 137th and told us to take the bus.
White chick #1: So there isn’t an uptown train at this station?
White chick #2: (silence, walks away)
–137th & Broadway