White chick #1: Ex­cuse me, is there an up­town train to 168th at this sta­tion?
White chick #2: Yeah, but the sub­ways aren’t run­ning above 137th, they’ve cut the pow­er lines. Take the M4 up Broad­way.
White chick #1: Okay, but there is an up­town 1 train at this sta­tion, cor­rect?
White chick #2: Yes, but at the mo­ment it’s not work­ing. They kicked us off at 137th and told us to take the bus.
White chick #1: So there is­n’t an up­town train at this sta­tion?
White chick #2: (si­lence, walks away)

–137th & Broad­way