Cus­tomer: I love your fries, I’m so ad­dict­ed.
Cashier: Have you tried any­thing else on our menu?
Cus­tomer: Ac­tu­al­ly, I’m al­ler­gic to chick­peas, so, no.
Cashier: Oh, man, that sucks. Our falafel is so good!
Cus­tomer: Yeah…
Cashier: Well, hey, at least you’re not al­ler­gic to wheat.
Cus­tomer: Um…actually…
Cashier: Damn! How do you live like that?

–Taim , West Vil­lage