Girl #1 (about girl #2’s ex): But would you shoot him?
Girl #2: Yeah. Well­ll… Maybe not in the face. I mean, I don’t know if I would have the heart to, like, shoot him. At least not in the face. But I would stab him. Def­i­nite­ly I would stab him. No ques­tions asked.

–N Train

Over­heard by: Thea Colton