11-year-old girl: Yo mamma’s broke cuz she spend all her money on rhinestones and cigarttes!
–Riverside Branch Library
Overheard by: always listening
Polite lady: Go straight down that way and cut through the projects – don’t worry, they’re mixed income – and you’ll see it when you come out on A.
–1st Ave & 5th St.
Overheard by: Mrqs
Old lady waiting for the bathroom: How long do people stay in toilets? Jesus! It’s a public toilet! There are all these people from the streets that come in, and they always pee on the floor. Well, that’s what happens when you’re poor.
–NY Public Library
Overheard by: Avery
Homegirl to friend: So she was like “oh, my name’s Diamond. And this is my sister, her name’s Ruby. Our daddy named us after stuff he can’t afford.” I was like, shit, if that was the case, my daddy woulda call us “lights” and “gas.”
Nerdish teen: What the hell was a warlock doing in a dungeon when he had no money?
Overheard by: Andrew
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