Five-year-old girl in funny voice: I don’t wear eyeshadow. I am an alien. I am allowed to be weird.
–Downtown 6 Train, Union Square
Overheard by: Adam Nathan
Brunette: So, wait. Are they scientists or large-headed aliens?
Overheard by: Ladle
Hobo: You may not know this, but I am from another planet. I am also recruiting souls for my army in the underworld. We are four hundred thousand billion strong. Everybody better watch out!
Geeky guy to another: Have you seen the planet he’s from? Goddamn!
Girl to friend (animated, with hand gestures): I mean, you could actually *see* E.T.‘s birth…
–5th Ave & 14th St
Guy, very sure of himself: I would much rather hunt aliens than ghosts, at least that makes sense.
Overheard by: jessi pfeufer
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