Char­i­ty rep. with big wa­ter bot­tle of mon­ey: Give so that home­less won’t go hun­gry, even a dol­lar helps!
Home­less guy in wheel­chair: Give me some of that mon­ey, I’m home­less.
Char­i­ty rep: Sor­ry, does­n’t work like that.

–Times Square