Guy #1: You must be Ital­ian.
Guy #2: Uh…no, I’m Jew­ish.
Guy #1: Are you sure? You re­al­ly look Ital­ian.
Guy #2: Of course I’m sure. What do I have to do to prove it to you?
Guy #3: I don’t like where this is go­ing.

–6 Train

Over­heard by: Jenya