Dominican #1: But I’m a Jew, man!
Dominican #2: You’re a Jew?
Dominican #1: Shit yeah.
Dominican #2: Man, I didn’t know there was any Jewish Dominicans.
Dominican #1: Not that kind of Jew. You ever met a Dominican Jew? Dominicans aren’t Jews! I just feel Jewish, man. My whole life I’ve been feelin’ Jewish like that. You know, like if there’s a penny on the street I pick it up!
–168th St Subway