Guy: Stop staring at me.
Girl: I’m not staring at you. What, I’m not allowed to look at you now?
Guy: Not like that. You have bedroom eyes.
Girl: Bedroom eyes? I don’t have bedroom eyes. That’s the way I normally look, you know that.
Guy: Yeah, because you’re everyone’s girl.
Girl: Shut up, no I’m not! Whatever, at least I get laid.
–Elevator, Pratt Institute
Overheard by: that girl