Se­cu­ri­ty guard #1: Yo, I be the first nig­ga to have a PS3 up in the projects, yo.
Se­cu­ri­ty guard #2: Last night my girl was blow­ing me while I was play­ing PSP. She be like, “slurp, slurp.” I was like, “yeah, get that. Get that.”

–E 34th St

Over­heard by: Chris the en­gi­neer