Queer to friend: What sign are you?
Friend: Leo.
Queer: Oh, good. I de­cid­ed that I am go­ing to base what I think of peo­ple based on their as­tro­log­i­cal signs, and I hate Gem­in­is. Like, if I adopt a ba­by and it’s a Gem­i­ni I’m go­ing to give it back!

–Wash­ing­ton Square Park

Over­heard by: poor kid