Girl #1: So you know how New York buses have two doors, a front and a back? Well, I was running to catch the bus this morning and I got up to the back door and the bus drove away.
Girl #2: Harsh.
Girl #1: I couldn’t believe it. And it was the same driver I ride with every morning. I thought we were close.
Girl #2: Apparently not.

–Broadway & 44th